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September 11, 20200

Smokey The Bear To Rioters: “Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires!”

Pacific Northwest - Smokey the Bear has a message for rioters across the Pacific Northwest: “Only YOU can prevent forest fires! Whatever you throw, make sure it don’t glow!” The icon of forest fire management came forward with his urgent message

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September 3, 20200

Ted Wheeler Flees Portland, Moves To Idaho, Buys A Glock

Portland, OR - After violent Antifa mobs turned on him, Mayor Ted Wheeler has fled the city he once loved and adored. “I felt it was probably time to go once they tried to burn down my apartment building and murder me and my neighbors,” said Wheeler

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August 27, 20200

Ammon Bundy Creates New ‘Antima’ Anti-Mask Group; Joins Forces With Antifa To Fight The Feds

Boise, ID - Seeing how successful Antifa’s tactics in Portland and Seattle are against the police, right-wing activist Ammon Bundy has joined forces with the left-wing group to take on the government in Idaho and the Coronavirus mask mandates. “If y

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August 24, 20200

Take The Poll: Should Idaho Be Considered Part Of The Pacific Northwest?

Washington and Oregon are states that actually border the Pacific Ocean. Idaho does not come even close. And yet, why is Idaho included as being part of the Pacific Northwest? This article explains why the issue is red hot right now and why it

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August 7, 20200

Vote Now: Which City Is The Best To Have A Riot In The Pacific Northwest?

Everyone in the sunny Pacific Northwest loves to go hiking, kayaking, climbing Mt Rainier and drink pumpkin spiced lattés. But did you know another favorite pastime is having a good old fashioned riot? This has become especially evident in the last

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