Portland, OR - Superhero Batman arrived yesterday to fight the Anarchists and Antifa comrades that are destroying the Rose City. “I received the Bat signal from Mayor Wheeler while hanging upside down and came immediately to this garbage town,” said
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Which state in the Pacific Northwest is the best? Do you live in Washington but secretly think Idaho is the best? Have you lived in all three and love them all? Or, are you from California and just wish you could move back there? Well, this vote is
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Portland, OR - Mayor Ted Wheeler has banned the use of tear gas by police in their response to protests in the city. “Tear gas is much too harsh and is a mean way to keep my fellow comrades from over-protesting in my crumbling city,” said Wheeler. “
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Eugene, OR - Pastor David Street of New Fish Fellowship has been sanctioned by the church's council for preaching with a tucked in dress shirt. "I've never seen anything like this in the whole two weeks I've been on the council," said deacon Heath G
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Crater Lake, OR - An Oregon man claims he saw a sleestak swimming in Crater Lake last weekend. “It was definitely a sleestak, alright,” said Clem Burgust. “It was green, with big eyes and a pointy head. I wasn’t drunk this time.” Sleestaks were f
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