Olympia, WA - In an attempt to get Jay Inslee reelected in 2020, the Washington State Democrat Party is offering a “dream job” for someone to make $500 by watching 500 straight hours of Inslee’s various speeches and press conferences throughout the
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Lynden, WA - The city of Lynden erected Washington State’s first statue honoring President Donald Trump yesterday. At 803 feet, the solid gold figure is the tallest and most expensive statue in the state and the world. “We felt we wanted to honor
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Portland, OR - To soothe the violent nature of Portland’s thriving Antifa culture, it has been reported that Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler is using a new technique to calm the group’s frayed nerves: ASMR. “I will heal our comrades with my soothing voic
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Boise, ID - A new study by the New Year’s Eve Commission (NYEC) has found that 100% of Idaho citizens go to bed by 10pm on New Year’s Eve. “We are shocked to the core,” said NYEC spokesperson Nancy Clairmont. “We had no idea.” The study conducted
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Olympia, WA - Governor Jay Inslee today proposed a new ban on guns that have triggers attached to them. “We’re going to ban all guns that have those scary triggers. No exceptions. This is another common sense gun law, “ Inslee stated. The propose
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