Seattle, WA - The National Park Service and the US Department of Fish and Wildlife plan to reintroduce grizzlies to one of their former ecosystems: Seattle, WA. “It is time to let grizzlies return to their homeland and natural habitat,” said Departm
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Lewiston, ID - A new world record has been set for the sighting of a single Sasquatch in three states contemporaneously. The event occurred March 25 where the three states of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho come together at the Snake River. It was wit
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Bainbridge Island, WA - A new study finds that human compost from the corpses of Bainbridge Island residents grows the best tomatoes in the state. “It’s absolutely amazing,” said local gardener Bev Larpier. “I’ve never tasted such meaty, juicy tomat
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Pocatello, ID - A sudden owl attack on potato crops has struck Idaho and forced all McDonald’s restaurants world-wide to close their doors, possibly forever. “We are so very sorry to the patrons of McDonald’s everywhere,” said Governor Brad Little.
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Seattle, WA - The City of Seattle has a new law. Smoking tobacco cigarettes within 300 feet of a door is now illegal. However, smoking pot within six inches is now allowed. “We had to do something to protect people’s health and well-being from bi
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