Bellingham, WA - Local boy, twelve year old Logan Smythe, can’t wait any longer. “I’m just waiting for this mountain to blow up. It’s taking too long.” After visiting Mt. St. Helens this summer, Logan thought it’d be cool to personally witness Mt
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Olympia, WA - During Wednesday’s gubernatorial debate between Jay Inslee and Loren Culp, Inslee shocked half the state and joyfully amazed the other half by only answering every question with the words “climate change” over and over and over again.
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Olympia, WA - After months of investigation, The Sasquatch Sun can reveal that Washington State Governor Jay Inslee is the infamous hijacker D.B. Cooper. D.B. Cooper was the name given to the man who hijacked and threatened to bomb a Boeing 727 p
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Republic, WA - An undercover sting investigation by The Sasquatch Sun has uncovered what Loren Culp’s new top secret slogan is going to be: “Vote for Culp and beat the Dems to a Pulp”. “Yeah, you big media guys found out our secret slogan,” said
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Yakima, WA - To show how much he cares, Gov. Jay Inslee traveled today to Yakima County to visit the firefighters on the front lines of the Evans Canyon fire. “I love these guys so much, I thought I would come visit them in person and bring them a b
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