Salem, OR - A new bill has been introduced to the Oregon State Legislature that will allow Bibles to only be transported between a Christian’s home and their church. “This is just a common-sense Bible law,” said Democratic representative Alice Fithe
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Seattle, WA - Mayor Jenny Durkan, Kshama Sawant and the rest of the Seattle City Council have demanded local PBS station KCTS cancel reruns of the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood television show. This came as a result of a newly surfaced video showing M
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Seattle, WA - President Donald Trump said on Twitter today, without warning, that he wanted to “defund, destroy and abolish” the Space Needle. “I was looking at a picture of the Space Needle and thought, ‘Yuck!’ I want to defund, destroy and abol
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Seattle, WA - In a fit of rage, fury and childish behavior, Antifa and local anarchists mistakenly chopped the head off and knocked down the statue of Communist revolutionary Vladimir Lenin located in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle. The monumen
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Glacier, WA - John Spreehold secretly wishes his good friend, Pat Grould, would just shut the heck up about how worth it is to practically kill yourself to see killer views. “No, I’ve come to the conclusion it is not worth it.” Last Saturday Grou
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