Portland, OR - The producers of “The Walking Dead” are moving the filming of the hit TV series to Portland. “There are so many literal zombies in this town, our production costs will be greatly reduced,” said producer Rick Germaine. “Look! There’s o
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Portland, OR - The local Antifa franchise is going by a new name. “We are now AntifX”, said local comrade General Jules Howgrove of the Greater Portland Army Brigade of AntifX. “We are inclusive and want everyone to know we are not gender specific.
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Portland, OR - This year the list of most popular baby names in Portland has a decidedly Cold War feel to it. “Old-fashioned Communist names are making a big comeback this year, thanks to the large native Antifa community in the city,” said Shelly K
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Portland, OR - After violent Antifa mobs turned on him, Mayor Ted Wheeler has fled the city he once loved and adored. “I felt it was probably time to go once they tried to burn down my apartment building and murder me and my neighbors,” said Wheeler
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Portland, OR - In a press conference Sunday, the Democratic mayor of Portland announced the official new nickname of the city. “Tonight I am changing the nickname of our beloved city to reflect the reality of who we are,” said Ted Wheeler. “We are n
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