Portland, OR - With the recent discovery that tigers and other felines can carry the covid-19 virus, Oregon Zoo keepers are enforcing social distancing between their two Amur tigers, Eloise and Bernadette. “Normally, Ellie and Bernie like to cudd
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Portland, OR - Superhero Batman arrived yesterday to fight the Anarchists and Antifa comrades that are destroying the Rose City. “I received the Bat signal from Mayor Wheeler while hanging upside down and came immediately to this garbage town,” said
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Coeur d’Alene, ID - Thousands of citizens are flocking to Washington to escape Idaho’s overly permissive stance on the use of masks to fight COVID-19. While residents of Washington are strictly required to wear masks in public, Idaho does not have t
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Pasco, WA - Governor Jay Inslee was heckled and booed by protestors when he demanded Washington citizens only wear blue masks in his state. “Please wear a mask and make sure it is the color blue. This shows you will support Democrats and me in my re
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Olympia, WA - The State of Washington is getting aggressive with fighting Coronavirus or COVID-19. “Beginning this Friday, all residents, especially those in Yakima County, will be required to wear masks over their rear ends, bottoms, butts, however
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