In a joint effort, Democrat governors Jay Inslee of Washington and Kate Brown of Oregon have come together to declare the Republican party as a non-essential political party. “Just like we have non-essential businesses in our respective states, we a
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Blaine, WA - Local boy, Lucas Wellrock, 11, has discovered the first instance of an extra large coronavirus in the United States. “It had spikes and was really bouncy. I thought it was just a toy. I didn’t know it could kill me,” said Lucas. “My mom
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Castle Rock, WA - The evidence is plentiful across the U.S. and the world: limited human activity due to Coronavirus quarantine has led to cleaner air, wilderness plant regrowth and wild animals roaming freely through once-busy city streets. The mos
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Bend, OR - The Sasquatch Sun has learned a local Bend Bigfoot is the latest victim of the coronavirus. “We learned just a few seconds ago the terrible news,” said Gov. Kate Brown in an impromptu new conference. “We and the people of Bend are devasta
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Olympia, WA - Gov. Jay Inslee has created the nation’s first Stay-At-Home tax. “I feel extremely proud that, once again, Washington State leads the way in our efforts to fight this deadly Coronavirus,” said Inslee on Monday. “With nobody buying anyt
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