Salem, OR - Oregon Governor Kate Brown has been arrested for intentionally setting wildfires throughout the state. “Yes, it was me this whole time, you ignorant fools!” admitted Brown, laughing maniacally in a courtroom where she was being arraigned
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Boise, ID - In a retaliatory strike against the governors of Washington and Oregon for declaring Republicans non-essential, Gov. Brad Little has declared the Democratic Party as non-essential. Yesterday, Gov. Inslee of Washington and Gov. Kate B
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In a joint effort, Democrat governors Jay Inslee of Washington and Kate Brown of Oregon have come together to declare the Republican party as a non-essential political party. “Just like we have non-essential businesses in our respective states, we a
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Salem, OR - Bringing cotton candy though Oregon has been a hotly debated topic for years. However, a new US Department of Agriculture rule has set the record straight. The rules announced last week will allow for the interstate transport of cotton c
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Salem, OR - Candy corn, the chewy yellow, orange and white candy, has a really big fan. Oregon Gov. Kate Brown said last week that candy corn is delicious. “Not only is it delicious, it’s the best Halloween candy ever invented, hands-down,” Brown sa
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