Olympia, WA - During Wednesday’s gubernatorial debate between Jay Inslee and Loren Culp, Inslee shocked half the state and joyfully amazed the other half by only answering every question with the words “climate change” over and over and over again.
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Republic, WA - An undercover sting investigation by The Sasquatch Sun has uncovered what Loren Culp’s new top secret slogan is going to be: “Vote for Culp and beat the Dems to a Pulp”. “Yeah, you big media guys found out our secret slogan,” said
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Olympia, WA - In a shocking speech at the virtual Democrat National Convention, former First Lady Michelle Obama endorsed Republican Loren Culp for Washington State Governor. "Washington State needs change. Real change. The only real man that can
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