Portland, OR - With the recent discovery that tigers and other felines can carry the covid-19 virus, Oregon Zoo keepers are enforcing social distancing between their two Amur tigers, Eloise and Bernadette. “Normally, Ellie and Bernie like to cudd
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Everyone in the sunny Pacific Northwest loves to go hiking, kayaking, climbing Mt Rainier and drink pumpkin spiced lattés. But did you know another favorite pastime is having a good old fashioned riot? This has become especially evident in the last
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Portland, OR - Superhero Batman arrived yesterday to fight the Anarchists and Antifa comrades that are destroying the Rose City. “I received the Bat signal from Mayor Wheeler while hanging upside down and came immediately to this garbage town,” said
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Portland, OR - Mayor Ted Wheeler has banned the use of tear gas by police in their response to protests in the city. “Tear gas is much too harsh and is a mean way to keep my fellow comrades from over-protesting in my crumbling city,” said Wheeler. “
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Portland, OR - Along with all other cities and towns across the Pacific Northwest, Portland is under a “stay home, stay safe” order to curb the spread of covid-19. Prior to the order, many parents followed a “free range” style of parenting: allowing
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