Boise, ID - In a retaliatory strike against the governors of Washington and Oregon for declaring Republicans non-essential, Gov. Brad Little has declared the Democratic Party as non-essential. Yesterday, Gov. Inslee of Washington and Gov. Kate B
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Boise, ID - A Boise bowling alley manager is accused of abusing bowling balls. A grand jury indicted Barney Fortnight on charges of aggravated bowling ball abuse Monday. Jim Grater said he took his grandson to Shoot ‘Em High Bowling Lanes last A
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Boise, ID - In an effort to fight climate change, Governor Brad Little of Idaho has signed a bill banning all cats within the state. "Science has shown that cats cause the climate to grow warmer due to their flatulence and arrogance. This is not deb
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Boise, ID - A new study by the New Year’s Eve Commission (NYEC) has found that 100% of Idaho citizens go to bed by 10pm on New Year’s Eve. “We are shocked to the core,” said NYEC spokesperson Nancy Clairmont. “We had no idea.” The study conducted
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Rexburg, ID - A walrus gored a 67 year-old man and attempted to eat his 12 year-old granddaughter Tuesday, Idaho wildlife officials said. “We’ve never seen a walrus with a collar before,” Idaho Wildlife agent Gary Wind told the Sasquatch Sun. “He
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