Cannon Beach, OR - Citing it as a public health hazard, The Sasquatch Sun has learned a local official plans to blow up Haystack Rock. "There's just way too much bird and seal crap on that rock," said Mayor Sam Steidel. "When I became mayor every
Read MoreSalem, OR - The Oregon Legislature has passed a new law that limits alcohol sales to one beer per week for each resident and bans all other forms of alcohol, including wine. It also raises the age to purchase a beer to 30. Oregon Governor Kate Brown
Read MorePortland, OR - City of Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has signed an executive order that will build a wall around the entire city’s border. Wheeler stated in his press conference, “We must protect Portland’s progressive values from those who would steal
Read MoreBoring, OR - After months of tense speculation, Boring mayor Don Dullard said it is not his time and has officially declared he is not running for President in 2020. Instead he will put his effort and energy into keeping his lawn green and neighborh
Read MoreBend, OR - The Sasquatch Sun has discovered a controversial tweet from Smokey the Bear posted over a decade ago. Smokey, who has helped prevent millions of forest fires in the Pacific Northwest, has apologized after an offensive tweet from 2008 w
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