Camas, WA - Camas residents soundly defeated Proposition 2, which asked the voters to spend $78 million dollars on a new aquatic center in the small town of 20,000. With close to 90% rejecting the plan, mayor Shannon Turk was optimistic. “We’re goin
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Seattle, WA - In an effort to remain real, Seattle’s famous landmark the Space Needle will be renamed the “Heroin Needle” in 2020. “We just felt it was time and the right thing to do,” Mayor Jenny Durkan said. Seattle is notorious for its drug p
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Seattle, WA - Regional favorite song "Christmas in the Northwest" has been voted as the worst Christmas song of the year. "As soon as I hear it come on the radio, I immediately change the station," stated Jim Smallweed of Portland, OR. "It's pretty
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Friday Harbor, WA - Movie star and local folk hero Chris Pratt has purchased all of San Juan Island. “Yep, it’s all mine,” said Pratt. “See that house over there? That’s mine. That dog? Mine. Possum? Mine. Money and buying islands definitely makes m
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Medford, OR - A local Medford man, who has never visited the Bavarian-themed city of Leavenworth, Washington, is accused of only wearing t-shirts from that city. “It’s my favorite type of t-shirt, no doubt about it,” said Brad Sellinghopf in an inte
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