Bainbridge Island, WA - A new study finds that human compost from the corpses of Bainbridge Island residents grows the best tomatoes in the state. “It’s absolutely amazing,” said local gardener Bev Larpier. “I’ve never tasted such meaty, juicy tomat
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Seattle, WA - The City of Seattle has a new law. Smoking tobacco cigarettes within 300 feet of a door is now illegal. However, smoking pot within six inches is now allowed. “We had to do something to protect people’s health and well-being from bi
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Moses Lake, WA - Bill Starkey is standing outside his brown house, in the brown, high-desert of Moses Lake. Bill is mad. “We are not the Evergreen State, dadgummit. We should be called The Everbrown State just to make it fair. I was born here and ha
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Vancouver, WA - Washington and Oregon have complementary initiatives on the ballot this November to get Idaho removed from the "Pacific Northwest". "I realize a lot people include Idaho as being part of the 'Pacific Northwest', " said Jordan Read
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