Pasco, WA – Governor Jay Inslee was heckled and booed by protestors when he demanded Washington citizens only wear blue masks in his state. “Please wear a mask and make sure it is the color blue. This shows you will support Democrats and me in my reelection bid for governor of Washington State. Plus it may help fight the coronavirus and the cooties, but I’m not sure yet,” said Inslee.
Upon hearing this, the Tri-Cities crowd erupted in anger. “I’m perfectly fine with wearing a mask as all Republicans are,” said Barb Washer. “But to make me wear only a blue one? Not this red-blooded American!”
Jim Blanche agreed. “There are only two colors I wear when I’m fighting coronavirus and the cooties: Red and the American flag!”
Inslee said that anyone caught wearing a mask other than blue will be cited for failure to support him, his campaign and Democrats. “We are in the fight of our lives with this pandemic and cootie attack. The only way to save us is to vote for me and to vote Blue in November. Thank you for your support and may your God bless me and my state.”
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