Seattle, WA - In a fit of rage, fury and childish behavior, Antifa and local anarchists mistakenly chopped the head off and knocked down the statue of Communist revolutionary Vladimir Lenin located in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle. The monumen
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Portland, OR - While the world fights the spread of Coronavirus, local Antifa heroes are welcoming the disease with open arms to Portland. "We need every tool and weapon at our disposal to fight the fascists in our community," said Sir Tim Affina, o
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Portland, OR - Portland schools are going back to the basics: school uniforms. However, these aren’t your great-great-great-grandparents’ uniforms. These are uniforms inspired by Portland’s local heroes, Antifa. The Sasquatch Sun has learned that
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Portland, OR - At a recent campaign event, President Trump declared he is diligently working on fixing the coronavirus problem. “I’m planning on quarantining Portland in the next few days and sending all patients from all over the United States ther
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Bellingham, WA - The newly elected mayor and citizens of Bellingham are angry that ANTIFA doesn't have more of a presence in their city. "We want riots and we want them now," Bellingham Mayor Seth Fleetwood told a crowd outside City Hall Monday. "I'
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