Seattle, WA - Councilmember Kshama Sawant has challenged Mayor Jenny Durkan to an arm wrestling match. “I thought about swords. I thought about pistols. I even thought about mud wrestling. But I ended up deciding that I want to arm wrestle the mayor
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Seattle, WA - Mayor Jenny Durkan, Kshama Sawant and the rest of the Seattle City Council have demanded local PBS station KCTS cancel reruns of the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood television show. This came as a result of a newly surfaced video showing M
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Seattle, WA - President Donald Trump said on Twitter today, without warning, that he wanted to “defund, destroy and abolish” the Space Needle. “I was looking at a picture of the Space Needle and thought, ‘Yuck!’ I want to defund, destroy and abol
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Seattle, WA - In a fit of rage, fury and childish behavior, Antifa and local anarchists mistakenly chopped the head off and knocked down the statue of Communist revolutionary Vladimir Lenin located in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle. The monumen
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Seattle, WA - Seattle has passed a law that makes it illegal to cut in line anywhere in the city. “We’re going to stop people from not properly waiting in line,“ said Mayor Jenny Durkin. “It isn’t fair for the people waiting in line the correct and
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