Portland, OR - In a press conference Sunday, the Democratic mayor of Portland announced the official new nickname of the city. “Tonight I am changing the nickname of our beloved city to reflect the reality of who we are,” said Ted Wheeler. “We are n
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Boise, ID - Seeing how successful Antifa’s tactics in Portland and Seattle are against the police, right-wing activist Ammon Bundy has joined forces with the left-wing group to take on the government in Idaho and the Coronavirus mask mandates. “If y
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Portland, OR - Portland's Major League Soccer team, the Portland Timbers, has signed Marquise "Keese" Lee Love to a 10-year, $250 million deal after seeing Love kick a man sitting on the street. "After we saw that wicked, immoral kick to the head, w
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Portland, OR - A very interesting thing is taking place in Portland’s hotel industry: business is booming. As the coronavirus continues to damage economies worldwide, Portland’s hotel and motel industry is a hotspot of activity. “The only thing k
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Portland, OR - Antifa has launched a new product line of pacifiers. While most pacifiers are used to soothe babies, these new pacifiers will be used to soothe the comrades of Antifa. “We have found that these pacifiers will not only protect the teet
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