Portland, OR - The producers of “The Walking Dead” are moving the filming of the hit TV series to Portland. “There are so many literal zombies in this town, our production costs will be greatly reduced,” said producer Rick Germaine. “Look! There’s o
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Portland, OR - The local Antifa franchise is going by a new name. “We are now AntifX”, said local comrade General Jules Howgrove of the Greater Portland Army Brigade of AntifX. “We are inclusive and want everyone to know we are not gender specific.
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Salem, OR - Oregon Governor Kate Brown has been arrested for intentionally setting wildfires throughout the state. “Yes, it was me this whole time, you ignorant fools!” admitted Brown, laughing maniacally in a courtroom where she was being arraigned
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Pacific Northwest - Smokey the Bear has a message for rioters across the Pacific Northwest: “Only YOU can prevent forest fires! Whatever you throw, make sure it don’t glow!” The icon of forest fire management came forward with his urgent message
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Portland, OR - This year the list of most popular baby names in Portland has a decidedly Cold War feel to it. “Old-fashioned Communist names are making a big comeback this year, thanks to the large native Antifa community in the city,” said Shelly K
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