Salem, OR - A new bill has been introduced to the Oregon State Legislature that will allow Bibles to only be transported between a Christian’s home and their church. “This is just a common-sense Bible law,” said Democratic representative Alice Fithe
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Boise, ID - In a retaliatory strike against the governors of Washington and Oregon for declaring Republicans non-essential, Gov. Brad Little has declared the Democratic Party as non-essential. Yesterday, Gov. Inslee of Washington and Gov. Kate B
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In a joint effort, Democrat governors Jay Inslee of Washington and Kate Brown of Oregon have come together to declare the Republican party as a non-essential political party. “Just like we have non-essential businesses in our respective states, we a
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Portland, OR - Along with all other cities and towns across the Pacific Northwest, Portland is under a “stay home, stay safe” order to curb the spread of covid-19. Prior to the order, many parents followed a “free range” style of parenting: allowing
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Bend, OR - The Sasquatch Sun has learned a local Bend Bigfoot is the latest victim of the coronavirus. “We learned just a few seconds ago the terrible news,” said Gov. Kate Brown in an impromptu new conference. “We and the people of Bend are devasta
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