Boise, ID - A Boise bowling alley manager is accused of abusing bowling balls. A grand jury indicted Barney Fortnight on charges of aggravated bowling ball abuse Monday. Jim Grater said he took his grandson to Shoot ‘Em High Bowling Lanes last A
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Friday Harbor, WA - Actor and local god Chris Pratt is preparing to play 1980s singer-songwriter and sex symbol Christopher Cross in an upcoming movie biopic on the musician. “This movie is going to be better than some silly movie about Freddie Merc
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Olympia, WA - Gov. Inslee has declared that the Coronavirus (COVID-19) is now Washington State's official virus. "Now is the time to focus on this important issue of naming official state viruses," said Inslee at a press conference Wednesday. Wit
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Seattle, WA - On direct orders from President Trump, the US Geological Survey has planned an eruption of Mount Rainier next Tuesday. “We’re going to level that sucker,” said USGS Director Jim Reilly. “Mount Rainier will be no more after Tuesday, God
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Portland, OR - Portland schools are going back to the basics: school uniforms. However, these aren’t your great-great-great-grandparents’ uniforms. These are uniforms inspired by Portland’s local heroes, Antifa. The Sasquatch Sun has learned that
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