Rexburg, ID - A walrus gored a 67 year-old man and attempted to eat his 12 year-old granddaughter Tuesday, Idaho wildlife officials said. “We’ve never seen a walrus with a collar before,” Idaho Wildlife agent Gary Wind told the Sasquatch Sun. “He
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Boise, ID - The citizens of Idaho really love Die Hard. They also really love Christmas. Because of this Idaho recently passed Initiative 1988-DH that made Idaho the first state in the nation to recognize Die Hard as a Christmas movie. 100% voted in
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Portland, OR - Disney’s new lovable Star Wars character, Baby Yoda, is now a protected species within the city limits of Portland. “If Baby Yoda were real, and he just might be, then he’d be protected here,” said Councilperson Pat Crowder. “No bount
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Camas, WA - Camas residents soundly defeated Proposition 2, which asked the voters to spend $78 million dollars on a new aquatic center in the small town of 20,000. With close to 90% rejecting the plan, mayor Shannon Turk was optimistic. “We’re goin
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Seattle, WA - In an effort to remain real, Seattle’s famous landmark the Space Needle will be renamed the “Heroin Needle” in 2020. “We just felt it was time and the right thing to do,” Mayor Jenny Durkan said. Seattle is notorious for its drug p
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