Pacific Northwest - Smokey the Bear has a message for rioters across the Pacific Northwest: “Only YOU can prevent forest fires! Whatever you throw, make sure it don’t glow!” The icon of forest fire management came forward with his urgent message
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Lynden, WA - In a surprise showing of shock and awe, President Trump has secretly built a cable fence north of Lynden along the Canadian border. “This was my secret plan all along,” said Trump. “Take that, Trudeau!” The cable fence, which Trump c
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Seattle, WA - A group of vegan protestors demanded restaurant patrons at a Sizzler restaurant to raise their hands with the "jazz hands" salute in their fight against eating meat. As everyone knows, the jazz hands salute is the official vegan salu
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Washington and Oregon are states that actually border the Pacific Ocean. Idaho does not come even close. And yet, why is Idaho included as being part of the Pacific Northwest? This article explains why the issue is red hot right now and why it
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Everett, WA - In a tragic scene, a Murder Hornet has carried off a local cat. “It was the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen,” said the cat’s owner Denise Shepfield. “I am devastated.” The attack took place at Langus Riverfront Park last Monday e
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