Portland, OR - While the world fights the spread of Coronavirus, local Antifa heroes are welcoming the disease with open arms to Portland. "We need every tool and weapon at our disposal to fight the fascists in our community," said Sir Tim Affina, o
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Olympia, WA - Gov. Jay Inslee has ordered Tim Eyman and all Republican candidates for governor to shelter in place. “To fight coronavirus and to protect Washington citizens, I’m ordering all of my Republican opponents for governor to shelter in plac
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Olympia, WA - Gov. Inslee has declared that the Coronavirus (COVID-19) is now Washington State's official virus. "Now is the time to focus on this important issue of naming official state viruses," said Inslee at a press conference Wednesday. Wit
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Portland, OR - At a recent campaign event, President Trump declared he is diligently working on fixing the coronavirus problem. “I’m planning on quarantining Portland in the next few days and sending all patients from all over the United States ther
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