Seattle, WA - Patrons at a local vegan restaurant were forced to evacuate when a take-out order from another restaurant was mistakenly delivered. “It was . . . I can barely say the words. I’m so traumatized. It was barbecue chicken wings,” said owne
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Seattle, WA - In an effort to remain real, Seattle’s famous landmark the Space Needle will be renamed the “Heroin Needle” in 2020. “We just felt it was time and the right thing to do,” Mayor Jenny Durkan said. Seattle is notorious for its drug p
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Seattle, WA - In Monday night’s game against the San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson suffered a season-ending injury. “His right nipple was ripped,” said coach Pete Carroll. “He’s out for the rest of the season.” Duri
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Seattle, WA - In an unprecedented workplace tragedy, Amazon employees are dying of dehydration. The cause? Nobody knows how to change the water bottles, and - if they do - they can’t or won’t lift them. “This is a terrible, terrible situation th
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Seattle, WA - The National Park Service and the US Department of Fish and Wildlife plan to reintroduce grizzlies to one of their former ecosystems: Seattle, WA. “It is time to let grizzlies return to their homeland and natural habitat,” said Departm
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